Sata and the Problem of Many Hats
[Zambia Reports]Life can be very simple if you just get yourself a hat, because a hat establishes your identity. If you have forgotten your identity and can't remember who you are or what to say, putting on your hat will help you a lot. A military hat will help you march up and down and bark orders. A baseball hat will bring informality, and provide you with endless chatter about inconsequential sporting matters. A mortar board will bring forth much learned but meaningless vocabulary.